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Philosophers of Our Lifetime JOHN GLENN "As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -- every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder." DESMOND TUTU "When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land." DAVID LETTERMAN "America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked." HOWARD HUGHES "I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire." OLD ITALIAN PROVERB "After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box." JEAN KERR "The only reason they say 'Women and first' is to test the strength of the lifeboat." ZSA ZSA GABOR "I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage." JEFF FOXWORTHY "You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't." PRINCE PHILIP "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." EMO PHILIPS "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing." HARRISON FORD "Wood burns faster when you have to cut it yourself." SPIKE MILLIGAN "The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree." ROBIN HALL "Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke." JEAN ROSTAND "Kill one man and you're a murderer; kill a million and you're a conqueror." ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER "Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million." W. H. AUDEN "We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea." JONATHAN KATZ "In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked." JOHNNY CARSON "If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead." WARREN TANTUM "I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical." STEVE MARTIN "Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap." JIMMY DURANTE "Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is." DOUG HANWELL "America is so advanced even the chairs are electric." GEORGE ROBERTS "The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone." JONATHAN WINTERS "If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport." ROBERT BENCHLEY "I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it." |
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12/20/2014 10:02 am |
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12/20/2014 12:08 pm |
MANKINDS SAD EVOLVEMENT WHILE MANS THIRST FOR MORE NEW KNOWLEDGE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE FULLY CLENCHED FOR ITS HIS KEY TO HIS EVOLUTION THUS HIS SURVIVAL WILL LIVE HENCE IT ALL STARTED WITH THE GIFT OF LIFE EVOLVING FORWARD FROM MERE CAVES FIRST HE BECAME A NATURE SURVIVAL STUDENT THEN A TEACHER, TO NEW GENERATIONS HE GAVE YES MANY ELEMENTS CAME OVER THE EON'S THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE TO PROLONGING LIFE WITH THE ADVENT OF NEW DISCOVERIES ALONG WITH INVENTIONS MADE THIS ALL RIGHT BY THE SECOND AD MILLINIUM ARRIVAL WHEN SPECIAL SCHOOLING WAS SET IN PLACE SCIENCE AND MATH ALONG WITH SCRIPT GREATLY ADVANCED THIS HUMAN RACE YET CONFLICTS AND WARS STILL ARRIVED FOR TOLORENCE TO DIFFERENCES, NOT IN HIS MIX DIPLOMACY NOT USED TO RID AND DEFUSE DIFFERENCES TO MAN MEANT BATTLES NEVER FIXED WITH HISTORIES MANY VAST LESSONS QUICKLY FORGOTTON OR FOOLISHLY IGNORED WAR BECAME THE TOOL TO BREAK THE PEACE AND WITH IT UNJUSTIFIED HATE TO BE DEPLORED IT SEEMS NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME PASSES MANKINDS WAYS ALWAYS REMAIN THE SAME PEACE ON EARTH AND GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN IS MERELY A PHRASE, BOTH WORTHLESS AND INSAINE! by Duh Storyteller Christmas day 2001 just 104 days after ground zero
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