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Richie Retires to the Woods... My old buddy Rich had been in the hectic sales business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month. After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come." "Great," replies Rich. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me." As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in sales , I can drink with the best of them." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Rich thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Rich says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says... "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there." |
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8/27/2014 6:28 pm |
poor Richie has to take BibbO's place while she is off at Betty Fords....
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8/27/2014 8:04 pm |
I like what you did to the roof!!! That rustic orange adds so much!
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8/27/2014 8:05 pm |
I bet there will be some pics too!!!
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Bret, Richie; the two of you have made my day complete. I can go to bed knowing that Richie will be well taken care of by Enoch, and that Bret got his revenge. Have a great night all.
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8/27/2014 10:03 pm |
That you will have to ask him about.....
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8/27/2014 10:05 pm |
Dear Gawd I just am getting the guys started on my kitchen before we take off... Hopefully the mess will be done with by the time we get back.
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8/27/2014 10:06 pm |
Bret, Richie; the two of you have made my day complete. I can go to bed knowing that Richie will be well taken care of by Enoch, and that Bret got his revenge. Have a great night all.
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