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Soon to be no cows.
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Yeah, McDonalds calls ranchers "burger farmers".
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FRM, you might have had a hard time with the Red Shirt test on this one. When I was a ''burger farmer" at the foot of the Porcupine Hills, I had a steer with one testicle. He was what you would call a "gentleman breeder". He was gentle enough that he followed me around like a puppy, licking the sweat off my body every chance he got. He liked to use his tongue to remove my wallet from my back pocket. Yet he was still able to make baby burgers when a heifer showed up.
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I went to the health food store today and they were selling a bag of the food of the future,and soon there will be no cows or bulls because its the new protein for 2050 it says on the bag! And your ears will hurt from the pain of all those loud crik crik criks in the night out in the fields farming ,CRICKETS! powdered friggin crickets! Mc.Cricket burger comeing to you served with tofu cheese ,recycled sewer water lettuce and laboratory killer tomatoes
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Does that remind you of soylent green?
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